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(Screen/Stage/Plain)Writer. Actor. Woman. Fashionista. Franco(phone/phile). Cavalier-owner. Undergraduate. Photobomber. Fiesta-driver. Chef. Bartender. Wine snob. Celiac. Gluten-free-Crusader. Molière-expert. Thalian. Disney(freak/bounder/CM).

All.Around.Bad.Ass. AKA: Claire

L.A. Based. Quaker Poet. Dub-C.

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Even Noah is happy to be all dressed up for the Thalian Alumna fundraiser at Mimo’s today! Maybe I’ll sneak him a couple of my carne asada fries… #noah #cavalier #thalian #mimos

LEMME OUT. #goodmorning #cratetrained #noah #cavalier

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insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

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Two words. Three vowels. Four constenants. Seven letters. It can either cut you open to the core and leave you in ungodly pain or it can free your soul and lift a tremendous weight off you shoulders. The phrase is: It’s over.

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Anne Hathaway as Mary Poppins (Saturday Night Live, April 10, 2008) [x]

#MIA ARE YOU MOCKING YOUR GRANDMA?????
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it got better

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Anne Hathaway as Mary Poppins (Saturday Night Live, April 10, 2008) [x]

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it got better

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Damn.

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Good Vibes HERE
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guess where abstinence-only education is taught

anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

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Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

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